Last Days

I had two days to live.  HIV-positive and succumbing to a normally benign bacterial strain, I was pretty pissed at my immune system.  Not only that, but my sister also had only two days to live because of a sudden, but equally as deadly, onset of cancer... and that knowledge alone made me gasp in pure agony.  I was responsible for telling our parents.  All that was going through my mind was that I didn't want them to feel any pain, however inevitable it would be.

Adventure and Butt Furrows

In an effort to get more worldly I was on a global adventure exploring new cultures and exciting environments, hoping to return with tales of wonder and majesty.  At this point I was in an cave-like enclosure within a farmland oasis while rain poured outside.  There was sand on the floors, driftwood burning, and 10 gorgeous ladies sitting on one side with an older woman on the other.  She announced that they were to take their vows and began chanting.  Soon the cave was filled with the voices of women declaring themselves as daughters of the fire crystals, heralding the end of each verse with "... and into the fire we shall return!" ... with the ceremony culminating in the older woman bursting into flames!

Fish Brings Apocalpyse

Living in a penthouse hotel suite at the edge of a 200 foot cliff overlooking crashing waves and beautiful views with my friends was a dream come true!  Only thing missing was fishing for this massively endangered species of pretty fish... so casting a long line over the cliff I reeled up a good 5 foot long meaty fish that shimmered in the sunset.

Oprah Hosts MK Tournament

I found myself at a very pristine, fancy table set with all the ravishing goodness a medical conference banquet could afford; aka. plastic plates.  I sat with a group of 10 doctors from a multitude of specialties and some speaker was lecturing about Godknowswhat when Oprah interrupts with her resounding voice: "Now everyone look under their seats!" and everyone obligingly followed her orders.

Unicorn on Speed Dial

Jane was on the other side of this chasm over a pit of lava and she wanted me to jump across, screaming, "You'll only NOT make it if you don't believe in yourself!"  So I tried to leap across this like, 30 foot gap and grasp onto one of the outcroppings of the far ledge... but I fell short and missed. So I died a fiery death.