Monday, September 15, 2014

Teenage Drama


We were seated in my daughter's high school gymnasium watching a pep rally.  The evil bitch cheerleader named Manda was trying to sell her evil witchy dark powers to the unsuspecting students of the school.  Black magic flowed in and around the basketball court - souls of demons and whatnot seeking new converts.  As she was prancing around and cackling maniacally, students were flocking to her because she promised good grades and unlimited success in their futures... plus she was hot so a lot of the guys wanted to bang her.