Showing posts with label Puppy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Puppy. Show all posts
Monday, September 15, 2014
Teenage Drama
We were seated in my daughter's high school gymnasium watching a pep rally. The evil bitch cheerleader named Manda was trying to sell her evil witchy dark powers to the unsuspecting students of the school. Black magic flowed in and around the basketball court - souls of demons and whatnot seeking new converts. As she was prancing around and cackling maniacally, students were flocking to her because she promised good grades and unlimited success in their futures... plus she was hot so a lot of the guys wanted to bang her.
Friday, January 11, 2013
Crime Fighting Telekinetics
I was in a sunlit apartment with 2 of my crime-fighting buddies knowing that we had to solve this case or else something unspeakably bad would happen. Couldn't tell you what, but on the TV screen in the bottom left-hand corner there was this bare-chested scientist in a lab coat jumping up and down with a little word bubble coming out of his head saying, "You've won the game!!! Scroll up for a clue!!" Somehow I'd managed to turn the TV into a touch screen reminiscent of an iPhone, so I swiped upwards to reveal a man about to leap from a skyscraper.
Labels:
Drowning,
Falling,
New York City,
Puppy,
Soul,
Telekinesis
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